FED
pairFED/PUMP creator fee3% next stimmy24:00:00
buy FED →
§ 01 · monetary policy

we pump the US dollar

FED/PUMP on pump.fun. the dollar of pump.fun is $PUMP.

the Fed printing money, brrr
plate i · open market operationsbrrr
  1. 01

    every FED buy is a $PUMP buy.

  2. 02

    every trade pays a 3% creator fee to the Fed. the Fed only knows one move.

where the creator fees go
66%

market operations

that compound the flywheel. details:

34%

daily stimmy

to the top 50 holders only, every 24h. ranked on a moving average of holdings [anti-cheat].

the rich keep getting richer

signed,the Fed

- printing

§ 02 · from the vault
there is an infinite amount of cash at the federal reserve.

neel kashkari · 60 minutes · march 2020

● recording · march 2020 · archivedrec ●
Neel Kashkari: there is an infinite amount of cash at the Federal Reserve
USD printed since you opened this page 1,000,000
§ 03 · stimmy

next stimmy in

24:00:00

the first stimmy lands 24h after launch

  1. 01hit buy. Jupiter routes your SOL through $PUMP into FED.
  2. 02hold. stay in the top 50.
  3. 03every 24h, the Fed sends the stimmy.
buy FED → follow on X
CA printing at launch